As you may or may not know, I was elected president of oppo tonight.

"Your boy, BJR" (jerseyshoreben)
05/09/2016 at 21:01 • Filed to: None

First of all, I’d like to thank you all for electing me, I literally could not have done it without you. Secondly, I’d like to squash any rumors of corruption or chicanery, as I am an honest politician, having learned politics from binge watching Boardwalk Empire. We have entered a new era, and under my leadership we are going great places! Anyway, thank you for electing me and God bless Oppomerica!

DISCUSSION (77)

jkm7680 > Your boy, BJR
05/09/2016 at 21:07

What’s my job?

Your boy, BJR > jkm7680
05/09/2016 at 21:08

Kinja'd!!!

NeedForSwede > Your boy, BJR
05/09/2016 at 21:10

The Oppo-Sition will never recognize this pretender to the throne!!!!!!! Down with Rolland!!!!!!!!!

jkm7680 > Your boy, BJR
05/09/2016 at 21:11

Can I have a somewhat important job that requires a lot of bribery and countless scandals?

Caleb "If a rally car can do it, so can my Malibu" M. S. > Your boy, BJR
05/09/2016 at 21:12

*throws shoe*

YOU’LL NEVER RULE ME

C62030 > Your boy, BJR
05/09/2016 at 21:13

Great which political rival is up for some lowkey homicide tonight buddy

Your boy, BJR > Caleb "If a rally car can do it, so can my Malibu" M. S.
05/09/2016 at 21:15

Kinja'd!!!

COME AT ME BRO

I Will Always Be The Honey Badger > Your boy, BJR
05/09/2016 at 21:16

Cheers, congratulations, long live the king, etc.

Now down to business. Your Secret Service is ready and waiting.

Kinja'd!!!

DKerstan > Your boy, BJR
05/09/2016 at 21:16

I am curious to know how you logged so many votes so quickly... But as the self appointed Election Committee Chairman:

Kinja'd!!!

Your boy, BJR > jkm7680
05/09/2016 at 21:18

I like that attitude. You’re going places. You still gotta work your way up from butler, but you're eventually going places.

Berang > Your boy, BJR
05/09/2016 at 21:18

whats oppo

V12 Jake- Hittin' Switches > Your boy, BJR
05/09/2016 at 21:19

Can I be Board Chairman of the V12 committee?

Your boy, BJR > I Will Always Be The Honey Badger
05/09/2016 at 21:20

Perfect.

Your boy, BJR > V12 Jake- Hittin' Switches
05/09/2016 at 21:20

Yes.

Your boy, BJR > Berang
05/09/2016 at 21:21

A cell phone manufacturer.

His Stigness > Your boy, BJR
05/09/2016 at 21:21

You’ll never have the support of the people. That election was a sham.

Your boy, BJR > NeedForSwede
05/09/2016 at 21:22

And on my inauguration:

jkm7680 > Your boy, BJR
05/09/2016 at 21:23

dammit.

Your boy, BJR > His Stigness
05/09/2016 at 21:24

the votes have spoken.....

I deny any accusation of wrongdoing.

Your boy, BJR > jkm7680
05/09/2016 at 21:24

Don’t worry, there’s plenty of room for rapid growth.

Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras > Your boy, BJR
05/09/2016 at 21:25

You’ll never have northern jersey.

PatBateman > Your boy, BJR
05/09/2016 at 21:26

I can be in charge of Murders & Executions, right?

I Will Always Be The Honey Badger > Caleb "If a rally car can do it, so can my Malibu" M. S.
05/09/2016 at 21:27

Careful there. The Honey Badger Secret Service is monitoring the unrest.

Kinja'd!!!

jkm7680 > Your boy, BJR
05/09/2016 at 21:27

I promise a sex scandal for everybody!

I Will Always Be The Honey Badger > PatBateman
05/09/2016 at 21:29

Honey Badger has the Licence to Kill already printed and sealed by his Royal Highness.

Kinja'd!!!

Caleb "If a rally car can do it, so can my Malibu" M. S. > I Will Always Be The Honey Badger
05/09/2016 at 21:29

Kinja'd!!!

Your boy, BJR > Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras
05/09/2016 at 21:30

oh I do, you lost support of north jersey the second you started trying to rat me out for “fraud” and “rigging the election”.

I Will Always Be The Honey Badger > Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras
05/09/2016 at 21:30

That’s what they all said before the Honey Badger came.

Your boy, BJR > PatBateman
05/09/2016 at 21:30

You're treasurer.

Your boy, BJR > jkm7680
05/09/2016 at 21:30

That's the spirit!

jkm7680 > Your boy, BJR
05/09/2016 at 21:31

Now how does “Chief Executive Master $uper Butler” sound?

I Will Always Be The Honey Badger > Caleb "If a rally car can do it, so can my Malibu" M. S.
05/09/2016 at 21:35

Oh it’s on.

Kinja'd!!!

PatBateman > Your boy, BJR
05/09/2016 at 21:35

Oh GOD DAMMIT Ben, I’m ALWAYS Treasurer in the nonprofit orgs/totalitarian regimes that I’m in!

Fine. FINE. I’ll be treasurer.

Your boy, BJR > jkm7680
05/09/2016 at 21:35

It sounds pretty good, but “Attorney General” sounds better.

Your boy, BJR > PatBateman
05/09/2016 at 21:37

Yeah but seeing as we’re running this country like a crime family now, you’ll more or less be a loanshark to other countries. That's pretty cool, right?

Caleb "If a rally car can do it, so can my Malibu" M. S. > I Will Always Be The Honey Badger
05/09/2016 at 21:38

Kinja'd!!!

MultiplaOrgasms > Your boy, BJR
05/09/2016 at 21:38

Welp, time to commit mass suicide again.

Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap > Your boy, BJR
05/09/2016 at 21:39

I fully support this. Also, can I be in charge of something?

jkm7680 > Your boy, BJR
05/09/2016 at 21:40

Oooohh, I’ll take it!

Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras > Your boy, BJR
05/09/2016 at 21:40

WE WON’T GO DOWN WITHOUT A FIGHT

Your boy, BJR > Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap
05/09/2016 at 21:40

Boom. Secretary of Agriculture.

Your boy, BJR > Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras
05/09/2016 at 21:41

You come at the king, you best not miss.

I Will Always Be The Honey Badger > Caleb "If a rally car can do it, so can my Malibu" M. S.
05/09/2016 at 21:43

Kinja'd!!!

Death by a thousand Internet bullets.

PatBateman > Your boy, BJR
05/09/2016 at 21:44

Yeah, I guess. We can pump some serious money out of Canada and the Bahamas.

Caleb "If a rally car can do it, so can my Malibu" M. S. > I Will Always Be The Honey Badger
05/09/2016 at 21:45

Kinja'd!!!

Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras > Your boy, BJR
05/09/2016 at 21:46

fite me

Your boy, BJR > PatBateman
05/09/2016 at 21:47

See? And you wanted to waste these talents elsewhere...

Your boy, BJR > Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras
05/09/2016 at 21:47

I'm northbound on the Driscoll bridge right now.

Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap > Your boy, BJR
05/09/2016 at 21:47

I know own little about agriculture but I'll hit the library tomorrow.

Your boy, BJR > Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap
05/09/2016 at 21:48

Don't worry, your job is gonna mostly be growing drugs and selling them to other countries.

I Will Always Be The Honey Badger > Caleb "If a rally car can do it, so can my Malibu" M. S.
05/09/2016 at 21:52

Kinja'd!!!

CRider > Your boy, BJR
05/09/2016 at 21:52

Kinja'd!!!

I’m on to you, Ben.

dtg11 - is probably on an adventure with Clifford > Your boy, BJR
05/09/2016 at 21:52

Do I get a position since I voted for you?

Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras > Your boy, BJR
05/09/2016 at 21:53

Can i still come to Ralphapolooza if we fight and one of us ends up in a trunk in an abandonsed car in JC?

Your boy, BJR > Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras
05/09/2016 at 21:56

Yeah, i mean, it's gonna be hard for you to get down the shore from the trunk of an abandoned car, but you'll still be welcome.

Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras > Your boy, BJR
05/09/2016 at 21:57

I’ll call for a tow

Your boy, BJR > dtg11 - is probably on an adventure with Clifford
05/09/2016 at 21:59

Sure, you can be ambassador to the U.N.

Caleb "If a rally car can do it, so can my Malibu" M. S. > I Will Always Be The Honey Badger
05/09/2016 at 21:59

Kinja'd!!!

dtg11 - is probably on an adventure with Clifford > Your boy, BJR
05/09/2016 at 22:07

Wow I feeled honored. But I have a feeling they may not be happy when we take over the entire Western world

Your boy, BJR > dtg11 - is probably on an adventure with Clifford
05/09/2016 at 22:08

Well that's your job to figure out how to deal with them.

I Will Always Be The Honey Badger > Caleb "If a rally car can do it, so can my Malibu" M. S.
05/09/2016 at 22:08

Kinja'd!!!

Leadbull > Your boy, BJR
05/09/2016 at 22:11

Thanks Rolland

His Stigness > Your boy, BJR
05/09/2016 at 22:13

The fraudulent votes have spoken, and they've said you're a fraud.

Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap > Your boy, BJR
05/09/2016 at 22:19

I know nothing about that either but I know a few people.

DasWauto > Your boy, BJR
05/09/2016 at 22:29

Kinja'd!!!

dtg11 - is probably on an adventure with Clifford > Your boy, BJR
05/09/2016 at 22:52

We’ll just em to sleep as you Jersey gentlemen say...

Chuckles > Your boy, BJR
05/09/2016 at 22:53

I voted for you twice but I honestly don’t know why.

I’ll take a job if you’re handing them out though.

Tapas > Your boy, BJR
05/09/2016 at 23:15

Great! Are you Pro-Wall, or not really?

Wheelerguy > Your boy, BJR
05/10/2016 at 03:23

*quietly goes back to The Philippines*

. . > Your boy, BJR
05/10/2016 at 04:24

Your oppressive rule over the people of Oppo has gone on long enough!

Vive la résistance!!!

Your boy, BJR > Chuckles
05/10/2016 at 09:24

Sure! You're head of border patrol now.

Chuckles > Your boy, BJR
05/10/2016 at 09:47

I knew there was a reason!

Your boy, BJR > I Will Always Be The Honey Badger
05/10/2016 at 10:31

http://oppositelock.kinja.com/oppo-resistanc…

Get to work. Put a stop to this.

I Will Always Be The Honey Badger > Your boy, BJR
05/10/2016 at 13:21

Kinja'd!!!

SIR YES SIR

Dusty Ventures > Caleb "If a rally car can do it, so can my Malibu" M. S.
05/10/2016 at 22:59

I just realized how badly I need to rewatch the Matrix. It’s been years

El Rivinado > Your boy, BJR
05/11/2016 at 01:46

Bro, I voted for you twice. What can my position be, or has my wanting of a big FoMoCo 70s barge barred me because I’m a filthy communist shitstain?

Your boy, BJR > El Rivinado
05/11/2016 at 08:22

NOW you want a position! Not before, when I was tied for last, eh? I know I'm not the first...BEHOLD:

http://oppositelock.kinja.com/can-i-be-your-…